When comic blogs fail in their attempt to be timely
Hey, did you hear about that thar Sooper Bowl this weekend? Well apparently some random nerd blog thought that this was a great time to cobble together a straightforward, painfully literal, Wizard Magazine from the mid 90's-esque article about which superheroes would play what positions.
Did you know that the Flash would make a good wide receiver because he runs fast? How about the fact that Power Girl has a big chest and thus might be able to block defenders with it? ha.ha. I never could have imagined such things. Thank you random comic blog!